When Dad, Junior and two of the miniDemons came home from grabbing pizza for dinner DemonSpawn#3, Jade, came flying into the house holding an empty cigarette pack laughing like a hyena. The three of us left at home were waiting expectantly for her to get her shit together. She did not fail to entertain.
She holds an empty cigarette pack up to us and laughingly says, "Do you know why this smoke is bent and what it means?" I DO know why the smoke is bent and what it means and I'm dreading her telling the two male DemonSpawn sitting down next to me. She loudly and full of giggles recites, 'Cigarettes may cause SEXUAL IMPOTENCE due to decreased blood flow to the PENIS. This can prevent you from having an ERECTION.'
DemonSpawn#3 then points to the bent cigarette picture screeching, "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PENIS!!" and laughs so hard I think her jeans are going to burst. The boys don't believe her and are looking a bit unsure if what she's read to them is true. DemonSpawn#2 thinks for a few seconds and then says certainly, "I'm never going to smoke cuz I don't ever want THAT problem."
I'm a member of the female species and I'm not too keen on sharing that problem either.
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