Scotty has purchased approximately six coffees from Starbucks. He has finished zero of those purchased. He discovered the coffee he makes at home tastes better and doesn't leave an unappealing aftertaste.
A decade of addiction; destroyed.
Clearly, this was a win as very few dollars are leaving our household and my life is no longer revolving around the location of the nearest Starbucks.
*No offense to Starbucks. I enjoy the shit outta their Orange Refreshers will empty my bank account to inhale those all summer long.
