Gin & Juice Blues

Tunes I'm Groovin' To : Overburdened - Disturbed


It’s Hump Day.



Shouldn’t you be doing something, someone or yourself?

I'm Not Some Stupid Chick That Sings

“I’m still in love with the romance of rock ‘n roll ~ Shirley Manson”

Flaming Vocal Lust

I’m so excited about this you just can’t even imagine … when I think about it I vibrate. In two days, I’ll be picking up tickets to Audioslave/Seether. My god. Chris Cornell AND Shaun Morgan oh Creator give me strength to stand. There are probably quite a few of you brats out there who are gearing up to tease me and that’s fine. Look at his beautiful face and tell me I don’t have a reason to feel twitchy. Yup. Twitchytwitterflusterfucked.

This is so bad. Hes absofuckinglutely beautiful with long hair, short hair, no hair… I don’t even care where I am – as long as I’m in the same building and can hear him right then and there. That’s a lie. I want to buy a ticket to sit on his lap pantyless while he sings to me but I doubt I have enough coin for that. Anyone wanna contribute to the “Get Stacey on Chris Cornell’s Lap” fund? Didn’t think so. Can’t really blame me for trying.

I want to dance naked for that man.

This is the newest e-mail I received informing me of my upcoming GREAT fortune. Tickets are on sale EARLY for none other than me and I didn’t have to sleep with anyone either. Ha! That’s good too… I need to have all my energy and be ready for when he spots me and wants me to run away with him. Shup. They’re my delusions.

From: 99.3 The Fox
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 8:16 AM
To: Stacey ******
Subject: FOXFEST with AUDIOSLAVE Presale

AUDIOSLAVE

with guests SEETHER

Thursday September 29th

GENERAL MOTORS PLACE
DOORS 6:00 pm SHOW 7:00 pm

**GENERAL ADMISSION FLOOR / RESERVED STANDS**

Tickets: $39.50 & 49.50 + s/c
Click HERE
The password is NOTFORYOUFUCKERS (I’m not telling… I signed up for this reason exactly!)

Presale runs from Wednesday August 31st at 10:00 a.m until Thursday September 1st at 10:00 pm.

Tickets on sale to the public Friday September 2nd at 10:00am

For those of you who are insanely in love with Shirley Manson (and who isn’t?) she’ll be in Vancouver tomorrow at the Commodore Ballroom with Garbage. I will not be attending that sold out show (Boo me!) BUT I will be listening to CFOX tomorrow around four o’clock pm as she’ll be in the studio to give an interview.

Gotta go upload some music to my mp3 player so I can continue on my Chris Cornell high. hehe You think I’m done? Hell no… I still have to get through Shaun Morgan as well so you’ll be inundated with my hormones again soon enough.

Orange Moral Code Breaker

Tunes I'm Groovin' To : Everybody Wants You - Billy Squier

When Dad, Junior and two of the miniDemons came home from grabbing pizza for dinner DemonSpawn#3, Jade, came flying into the house holding an empty cigarette pack laughing like a hyena. The three of us left at home were waiting expectantly for her to get her shit together. She did not fail to entertain.


She holds an empty cigarette pack up to us and laughingly says, "Do you know why this smoke is bent and what it means?" I DO know why the smoke is bent and what it means and I'm dreading her telling the two male DemonSpawn sitting down next to me. She loudly and full of giggles recites, 'Cigarettes may cause SEXUAL IMPOTENCE due to decreased blood flow to the PENIS. This can prevent you from having an ERECTION.'


DemonSpawn#3 then points to the bent cigarette picture screeching, "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PENIS!!" and laughs so hard I think her jeans are going to burst. The boys don't believe her and are looking a bit unsure if what she's read to them is true. DemonSpawn#2 thinks for a few seconds and then says certainly, "I'm never going to smoke cuz I don't ever want THAT problem."

I'm a member of the female species and I'm not too keen on sharing that problem either.