8.29.2005

Flaming Vocal Lust

I’m so excited about this you just can’t even imagine … when I think about it I vibrate. In two days, I’ll be picking up tickets to Audioslave/Seether. My god. Chris Cornell AND Shaun Morgan oh Creator give me strength to stand. There are probably quite a few of you brats out there who are gearing up to tease me and that’s fine. Look at his beautiful face and tell me I don’t have a reason to feel twitchy. Yup. Twitchytwitterflusterfucked.

This is so bad. Hes absofuckinglutely beautiful with long hair, short hair, no hair… I don’t even care where I am – as long as I’m in the same building and can hear him right then and there. That’s a lie. I want to buy a ticket to sit on his lap pantyless while he sings to me but I doubt I have enough coin for that. Anyone wanna contribute to the “Get Stacey on Chris Cornell’s Lap” fund? Didn’t think so. Can’t really blame me for trying.

I want to dance naked for that man.

This is the newest e-mail I received informing me of my upcoming GREAT fortune. Tickets are on sale EARLY for none other than me and I didn’t have to sleep with anyone either. Ha! That’s good too… I need to have all my energy and be ready for when he spots me and wants me to run away with him. Shup. They’re my delusions.
From: 99.3 The Fox
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 8:16 AM
To: Stacey ******
Subject: FOXFEST with AUDIOSLAVE Presale
AUDIOSLAVE
with guests SEETHER
Thursday September 29th
GENERAL MOTORS PLACE
DOORS 6:00 pm SHOW 7:00 pm
**GENERAL ADMISSION FLOOR / RESERVED STANDS**
Tickets: $39.50 & 49.50 + s/c
Click HERE
The password is NOTFORYOUFUCKERS (I’m not telling… I signed up for this reason exactly!)
Presale runs from Wednesday August 31st at 10:00 a.m until Thursday September 1st at 10:00 pm.
Tickets on sale to the public Friday September 2nd at 10:00am

For those of you who are insanely in love with Shirley Manson (and who isn’t?) she’ll be in Vancouver tomorrow at the Commodore Ballroom with Garbage. I will not be attending that sold out show (Boo me!) BUT I will be listening to CFOX tomorrow around four o’clock pm as she’ll be in the studio to give an interview.

Gotta go upload some music to my mp3 player so I can continue on my Chris Cornell high. hehe You think I’m done? Hell no… I still have to get through Shaun Morgan as well so you’ll be inundated with my hormones again soon enough.

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