Gardening is not my strong suit. I have absolutely no house plants because I’ve murdered them all. Our garden in our backyard had become this overgrown mass of thriving pretty colourful weeds. As they’re starting to fade the huge giant brown patch of death is becoming less and less attractive. Destruction is always fun so I tromped outside with shovel in hand yesterday to rid the yard of weeds.
It was a mini insect city with ghettos ‘n everything! Off in one corner monopolizing this horrid ivy thing strangling these tall weeds with thorns was the Spider Tenement. Not one type of spider but at least three. At one point I had close to ten spiders crawling all over me which was tickle-ee feeling and not that uncomfortable at all.
Off to the right setting up home in the grape leaves was Snail Estates. Shit loads of ‘em! It was crazy. Towards the front was the LadyBug Hotel which seemed to host all the drive-by nomadic bugs. Completely fascinating… I swear.
When it was all said and done, the garden looked much nicer but I felt awful! I just evicted hundreds of bugs with no notice… no warning at all. I bet they’re pissed off too with plans of revenge.
When it was all said and done, the garden looked much nicer but I felt awful! I just evicted hundreds of bugs with no notice… no warning at all. I bet they’re pissed off too with plans of revenge.
Could you imagine being abducted by pissed off insects and arachnids?
That would suck balls.
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